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11:07pm April 21, 2014

stucky-barnes:

perkyrph:

au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

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11:07pm April 21, 2014

elasticitymudflap:

when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

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11:07pm April 21, 2014

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

10:52pm April 21, 2014
10:51pm April 21, 2014

aeonbaby:

sauroniswatching:

blood-redshoes:

commanderabutt:

IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say

dude sometimes even we get confused like i thought i was bisexual for 7 years before i actually realised i’m pansexual

same bro

I like this post.

10:50pm April 21, 2014

haanigram:

part two ^ part one

hannibal rising

10:49pm April 21, 2014

innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

10:49pm April 21, 2014

kinkytribbles:

Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and punk rock

10:49pm April 21, 2014

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

10:44pm April 21, 2014

livviedunham:

au where bi/pan women are allowed to get mad about having their sexualities erased without being accused of lesbophobia